cheesewong:

I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like

but put them in a room together and they’re like

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pom-bear:

Do you ever get dressed and ready and feel like you look super hot, then you go out in public and compare yourself to other people and you realize you are actually a potato 

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kali-quin-story-bin:

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• pokémon
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

What the heck heckaroo is all this frick frop? How the heckle deckle is pokemon a diddly darn bad word? I mean, zoowe mama is that a vanilla donkey doo word. I ain’t scared a no oboma. Bring it, nincompoops.

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odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

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